Cozumel![]() Several months ago I got word the the ESDC was planning a trip to Cozumel. I jumped at the chance and told my brother about the trip. While my brother and I have both been divers for several years we had never dove together. And I hadn't seen my friends from the ESDC for several years. Ever since I moved to Costa Rica. Hell, Mexico's not that far away. Should be an easy trip, yes? I went to Travelocity.com to get tickets. Easy trip? No. I would need to fly to Miami, wait for 18 hours to catch a flight to Cozumel. I felt I could trust Travelocity.com so booked the tickets. For some reason this time they insisted on sending me paper tickets. No there's something you need to understand about Costa Rica. Houses don't have numbers and streets don't have names. So getting mail is a bit of a problem. But Travelocity.com was adamant that they needed to snail mail me the tickets, so we tried. Of course the tickets got lost. Of course Travelocity.com would not help, but said the airline would be able to issue me tickets at the air port. Which was true, but Travelocity.com failed to mention that it would cost me $1,136 to do so. Over twice the price of the original ticket. But I hadn't seen my brother for about 3 years and my friends from the club in over 2, so I bit the bullet. You only live once. The flight was the most unpleasant that I have ever experienced. Thank you Travelocity.com! But I made it. I arrived in Cozumel. Tired and exhausted I dropped off my gear and set off to explore the town. In short order I found Loogpla and the gang doing what they do so well...eating. I joined them for lunch and a beer and then returned with them to Agua Safari, where we were staying.
We returned to Costa Brava for breakfast...bad idea. Great seafood, poor breakfasts. On or second day of diving we were met at the boat by a really cute, young, cute...did I mention cute girl with a big underwater video camera. Looked like something you could take to 300ft. She got on the boat and kept shooting video. We all never were sure why, but could guess. She got into the water with us and continued shooting. This day we were taken to reefs that were much more spectacular. I guess we passed our first day test. These reefs were more like giant thrusts up from the sea bottom into the water. In places 50ft tall. It was quite the experience swimming in between them and exploring the life on their surfaces.
Back to Costa Brava for seafood. Dive three was a shallow reef. When we got back from the last dive of the day we were told there would be a preview of the video that was taken. OK...6:30 preview...7:30 supper. We met in the dive shop classroom and watched her DVD. At the end she asked how many of us wanted to purchase a copy (no surprise). There were 11. OK...at that price it would only be $60/copy. The room fell silent. Sixty dollars? Each? Hands immediately went down. Well...we could buy the master for $350 and make our own copies. She left empty handed. Eating is important on these trips and Loogpla had heard of a great restaurant...La Perlita, a short taxi ride away. Was the food there tremendous, or what! Do these guys know how to eat!!
Breakfast the next day was an interesting problem. We were to take an 8am ferry to the mainland. The plan was to eat before we left. However the restaurant by the ferry hadn't opened by the time we arrived. So we decided to take an earlier ferry and eat on the other side. It would be later. Restaurants wold be open. Good theory, poor practice. What few restaurants on the other side didn't open before noon. So we snacked as we could and were then picked up for diving at Dos Ojos. Dos Ojos is a series of sink holes, or caverns on the mainland. I've been hearing lately a lot about the importance these sink holes had on the Mayan culture. The Manya's were the only major culture to have evolved in the history of civilization that did NOT arise along a river. These sink holes seem to be the reason. As we drove out we had quite a long discussion with our dive master/driver. One of the popular activities in the area consists of diving with dolphins. These dolphins live in artificial pools and eco-tourists are invited to get into the water with these wild dolphins. There were several of these pools behind the dive shop. Our master/driver was telling us that in reality these dolphins lead a short life once placed in the ponds. Because of the handling and the confinement of the animals the quickly get sick and soon die. Once they get sick they are abandoned back to the sea (where they are soon fish food) and the animals are replaced with healthy ones sold on the black market. I've seen many examples of eco-tourism of this nature since coming to Central America. Capitalism flourishing!
Few fish, much geology. We were taken through in groups of four plus one dive master. Most of the caverns were very twisted so you couldn't see very far ahead. But when it opened up so you could see more of what was around us you could see the constant parade of divers. All in a line, following a rope on the bottom of the cavern. Reminded me a bit of Disneyland. But it was a really great introductory experience of cavern diving.
The next day was about packing up and packing out. I had the last flight scheduled and used much of the day to spend time with my brother and his wife. They left around noon and I at 1pm. You'll recall that I had to purchase a duplicate ticket for my flight in San Jose. My original ticket had me leaving Cozumel on the 8th of December, returning to San Jose on the 9th and I had school starting on the 10th. OK...my DUPLICATE ticket had me leaving on the 9th and returning to San Jose on the 10th. This was the first I knew of it! I was stuck. No way out of Cozumel until Sunday. But what the hell, there are worse places to be stuck. I returned to town in a van full of Texans that were beyond belief. They made the cohorts in Brother Where Art Thou? look like college professors. I have never been around such ignorance and stupidly before. They made the skits on Saturday Night Live look like poor imitation of the reality of... Of whatever that was. Saturday night and Sunday in Cozumel is not like any other time in the week. The partying during Saturday night is wild and out of control. The bars are in full tilt until about 4am. Then the party ends and the town is abandoned. No cruise ships, nobody on the streets, no shops open anyplace. The only thing that is open is the church. I WAS able to find a place to eat breakfast (the quiche place) and made my way BACK to the airport. This time I flew out without incident. Eleven hours in Miami and back home...finally! Great diving, great friends, but I'll NEVER fly that rout or use Travelocity.com again! |